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UGH IT CAN'T BE 7 AM ALREADY IT'S TOO DARK GODDAMMIT

MEANWHILE PSYCH ADVENT CALENDAR
http://www.usanetwork.com/series/psych/games/countdowncalendar/
31 HAS A CLIP OF LASSI YELLING AT SHAWN FOR BEING A RETARD AND THEN PROVING GODDAMMIT HE CAN SEE THINGS TOO SHAWN YOU ASSHAT

30 TELLS WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO
~THE GOOCH~


SHE'S A PI FOR COWBOYS
GODDAMN WOULD LASSITER BE PROUD

Art Summary by ~erstwhile-sho on deviantART

It was hard to do this because I keep all art I do in about 10 different folders depending on what it is and how fucking lazy I am.

I could not find anything for August better drawn than Bob's ass in pirate bloomers, so...

Healthy ratio of original and fanart I think. But that's just how it looks ON THE SURFACE.

I should stop taking tyenol pm before i turn into one. It took me like 10 minutes to try to type the above correctly. God I'm such a fucking lightweight my goooooood. Someone feed me ewater.

LULZ

Title: Mixed Drinks
Fandoms: Psych/Supernatural RPF/RPS
Threesome: James Roday/Maggie Lawson/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 1,492
Disclaimer: As much as I wish these people belonged to me... they don't. I only claim this ficlet!
Summary: Maggie's always wanted to try a threesome, so it's perfect when she notices Jensen Ackles eying her boyfriend.



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i'm going to go watch paranormal activity now but i don't think it'll be anywhere near as frightening as the idea of that fanfic

Originally I was just going to post this Bad Costume poll but I had so many thoughts while gathering the pictures for them, I just had to share. Because some of the selections really aren't that bad in the wide world of bad superhero costumes without a little context.

( THE LOW DOWN on my ~selections~ )

So, in your opinion:

Poll #1504367
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 25

Who has the worst costume?

Who has the worst costume?

this is my connection, r u jellis?

Oh balls, that's supposed to link to here. :( that's what I get for bragging.

every night i've had massive headaches, i'm not sure if it's from sinus issues or what now

maybe mold's in there

I laughed so hard when Stanley released a bunch of faggots into the sky, freeing them from Fire to get to Water and be ~free~ and he was all like GOD LOOK AT THEM THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL FLYING OFF LIKE THAT

and then the lexx eats the faggots

LUL.
here's an icon i made just now


EDIT
omg look at this

It's a ^_^ face

:(
his lip

I don't know if anyone would know this if I don't know it, but anyone remember what episode this is from:

Deadpool handbook cover by *Eldelgado on deviantART
There are so many things wrong with this cover that I could go on and on about but right now I'm just gonna focus on HOW BUFF WEASEL SUDDENLY IS.

Wii Fit makes me feel lazy and Professor Layton makes me feel dumb

SINCE WHEN HAVE VIDEO GAMES BECOME A VEHICLE OF FINE TUNING MY SELF-HATE.

Mostly it's just the problems where I have to use math that makes me angry. Fuck you, maths, and fuck you Layton for making me try to do maths.

I'm gonna go bathe and begin reading my new Psych novel SHUT UP SHUT UP FUCK YOU SHUT UP then attempt to tackle my kitchen.
If by 6PM I have not made mention that I finally cleaned the cesspool of bacteria and DEATH in there, please, someone, beat me soundly. THROUGH THE INTERNET.

EDIT
LOL
okay gonna be a gross fangirl for a second. Shawn's busy drawring on a photo of Lassi in a newspaper (awww he's such a child~), and a woman had gone to the police station to demand Lassiter look for her lost necklace and he sends her to Psych, but instead of saying to her THIS IS A WASTE OF MY TIME GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE he tries to make it sound like Shawn Spencer and Burton Guster are amazing, top class individuals. The woman tells how they were described to her:
"I'm looking for a detective named Shawn Spenser, with an 's' like the poet. At least that's what I was told."
Gus then expands for Shawn's sake: "Edmund Spenser, author of The Faerie Queene, is considered one of the most important Elizabeathan poets."

LOL wtf Lassiter why do you know this. Gus I can obviously understand, but imagining Lassi like thinking this thing up makes me lulz. Gus introcues himself and the lady says, "I'm having a hard time believing that you are a walking weapon, the physical incarnation of street justice, and the unstoppable id to Spenser's superego." Later on: "I can't believe that policeman lied to me. He said this Spenser was America's finest detective and his streetsmart sidekick was as lethal as he was loyal..."

Lassiter must be a wonderful actor if he could say all that to a lady and not just break out in fits.

Later on in the book Shawn did the classic yaoi manga thing of "tripping" onto Lassiter, making him fall through the door of a home that Lassi was refusing to enter due to lack of pressing evidence to break in, and landing on top of him. Next, Shawn, try the fever trick, it's a guaranteed winner.

EDIT EDIT
Holy shit I moved some dishes in my sink in preparation to start washing them and there was ALL THIS MOLD I SCREAMED AHHHHH okay if that doesn't spur me to not be lazy about my dishes I don't know what will. Barf.

Wow holy shit
this episode of Lexx had nipples
like out right woman nipples all over the screen
and kai grabbing woman nipples

i was shocked they were there for awhile, too

i remember that scene from watching it on scifi but uhhhh i don't remember all those nipples all over my tv screen

i'm confused

EDIT
omg even more nipples
and the wall had boobies and nipples all over it too
omg lexx what is this

Oh my God, poor Koby, hahahaha
He tries so hard.

But oh man will they finally reach Ace soon and end all this, it hasn't been that bad of a storyline, I actually kept up on it, but ARGH I WANT THE STRAWHATS BACK ALREADY I NEEEEED THEEEEEM.

I'm on the Lexx episodes now with Fire and Water. I forgot how unsettlingly handsome Prince was.

I registered "stargirlie" on the MissGirl UBB exactly 10 years ago tonight. My online life is old enough to wear a bra. What the actual fuck.

Sherlock Holmes was a fine enough movie if you pretend that they didn't have a simpler, not as action packed original they were taking the characters from.

Holmes reminded me of the lovechild of Bernard from "Black Books" and Shawn Spencer.
Which kinda made it enjoyable to me.

But, uh, I don't know. It wasn't bad, so go see it if you were intrigued? Kasey wasn't really worked up into a nerd rage over it, so it must have been okay as long as you distance it from the source material.

Though I had a hard time understanding Holmes half the time, but that might have just been me and my poor hearing.

Yup yup
I spent some of my moneys. Bought the new Psych book lol shut up I'm weak and a new Princess Peach keychain because my old one broke and uhhhhh rented Professor Layton and uhhhh gosh waht else--OH bought a book on forensics for writers, which hopefully will be interesting. I think I'm gonna hop on ebay and spend some of my Xmas cash on that cute Usopp figure I wanted.

Now I think I'm gonna go exercise again THE END.

EDIT
oh my god Lassiter Mii is dressed up as a rooster and flapping his little arms. I wish I could take screencaps so bad right now.

FROM LAST NIGHT:
i want to be a dork and somehow get tim om to reply to me on twitter as lassi because fuck you i never do anything as nerdy as try to contact people i admire and that seems like a quick fix.

only problem is my twitter is really awful and i would be SHAMED for him to see it

god at one point i talk to someone about joker fucking lassiter and how joker would top i am a godawful person

i can't do a mass delete of tweets so i guess i need to think of a new username
though i love quillsh_wammy so

HELP ME THINK OF ONE

FROM THIS MORNING:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BABY ALIENS IN MY INTESTINES AHHHHH
I HOPE KASEY DOESN'T MIND IT WHEN MY STOMACH BURSTS OPEN AND HER FACE IS EATEN BY THEM

Kasey and I are gonna go see the new Sherlock Holmes tomorrow, but then we started talking about whether or not he'll be doing cocaine, and that of course leads us to Dr Rockso, the Rock N Roll Clown, he does cocain, which, of course, leads us to them teaming up.

KASEY: i want the mystery to be like...super easy like who stole the pie? and its obviously the butler because his face is covered in pie and hes holding the pie tin
but rockso and holmes have a big dramatic explody adventure anyway
ME: sdjgsdf
KASEY: they uncover a cult and reveal who jack the ripper is
but they don't care
because none of them ate the pie
also they are really really high
ME: god damn kasey
............
KASEY: now whatever the movie is ..i'm going to be disappointed its not this

I started up my Wii Fit and it's pretty enjoyable so far, yay. What amuses me most, though, and this is the saddest thing, is that it's like CHOOSE A MII TO REPRESENT YOU.
Oh man, that was hard. The miis I have are as follows:
Me (YAWN)
Kasey (WEIRD)
Lassiter
Tritter
The Gooch
Usopp
Toki
Nathan Explosion

I had to deliberate on this long and hard and went with Lassiter because he has such a look of displeasure on his face that I thought it would be amusing. Watching him then go on to dress up as a marching band leader, hula hooping and having a snowball fight only increased my DISGUSTING AMUSEMENT. Especially when all the other miis join in. Toki playing a tuba just feels RIGHT, you know?

But then, it made me flashback to Carlton Lassiter bringing over a wii from the evidence room to have fun with Juliet and her family:

And then he soundly beats the fucking pants off a small child, making them WEEP.

I love this man.
He totally owns a Wii in CnC but he keeps it in the top shelf of his closet when not in use, just in case anyone should stop by.

I don't weigh as much as I thought I did, assuming the wii board weighed my correctly and I assume it does because I thought I weighed 165 but it was more like 160 so I should think it's fairly accurate. For reference, I should weight around 150-155. It was all SET A GOAL FOR YOUSELF so I set in two months to lose 10 pounds. I will not make it, but I can try. Also it said my fit age was 39 and that I'm old and that I have poor balance and asked if I tripped a lot when I walk YES I DO WII FIT I DO TRIP A LOT WHEN I WALK BUT I ALWAYS FUCKING CATCH MYSELF SO YOU CAN JUST SUCK IT, WII FIT.

It also asked me to set a goal for calorie burning every day and I set it to "Yellow Cake." I forget how many calories that is, but yellow cake is fucking delicious so I set it to that.

Oh and for everyone's information I can't do push ups worth shit just like always through my life and the digital lady had a lot of sad pity for me. Thank God you can't measure pull ups on this thing or I would be liable to break down in bitter tears.

The last QI episode was filled with ADD.
I blame David Tennant.
Even though he barely spoke.

EDIT
Oh man, speaking of spastic British shows with Bill Bailey in them, Hulu put up Black Books!
http://www.hulu.com/black-books
WATCH IT, it has Dylan Moran.