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VoicePost 199K 1:01

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OMG IT CUTS OFF at 1 MIN?

Heres what I still remember:


Creepy Chicken Guy: Yes, there's a lot available.
ME: Okay, I'm looking for a farm. With a lot of room for chickens.
CCG: For chickens?
ME: Yes, chickens. You know, BAWWWK.
CCG: Okay, yes we do have farm properties. Have you been out here before?
ME: Yes, a few times.
CCG: Well do you have an email? I can attach some of our listings to you.
ME: Yes, I do. It's BAWK@hotmail.com
CCG: BAWK?
ME: Yes. BAWKK. B, as in BAWWK. A, as in AWK, W as in WIK, and K as in K. And there's three K's.
CCG: Three K's?
ME: Yes, I like to add a little more KIIKK to my BAWKKK
CCG: So, BAWWKKK@hotmail.com?
ME: Yeah, youve got it.
CCG: Okay.

LONG PAUSE

ME: So, can I set up an appointment with you to meet about these listings?
CCG: You want an appointment?
ME: Yes, please. How's March 15, for you?
CCG: March 15 is good, yesss.
CCG: Do you have the proper finances?
ME: Yes.
CCG: What's your price range?
ME: 50 - 100, thousand BAWKS.
CCG: BAWKS?
ME: Yes, 50-100, thousand BAWWKS.
CCG: Alright then...
ME: Okay, then. I look forward to meeting you, Geeeorge.
CCG: I look forward to meeting you too, BAWK.
ME: Okay, so my email is? Just to confirm you have it?
CCG: BAAWWWWK@hotmail.com, with three k's?
ME: Yes, that's correct.
CCG: Okay, I'll email you the listings right away then.
ME: BAWK BAWK.
CCG: Have a good day, ma'am.
ME: BAWK BAWK.
CCG: Baaaai, Bawk Bawk.

He totally knew I was messing with him, but I doubt he knew why.


I lovee CCG ♥

So, wtf anonymeme has 5k. Just when I was about to join in on all the "fun".

Anyways, I figure it's about time to get everything out in the open, don't you? 

So, give it to me and I'll try to answer you the best I can, if an answer is even what you're looking for. 


Leaving this unlocked in case you want to pass the word on.  

IP is off, anon is welcome, yadada. I did your mother. I also killed a man, just to watch him die, so.